LOS Burger
PLEASE NOTE: This item is produced and ships directly from Tabletop Terrain, the production company. Shipping rates may not reflect what we offer here at Aries Games & Miniatures. Please see our Shipping Policy for more information.
"LINE-OF-SIGHT BURGER, accessible only to verified citizens within the Anti-Spin, is a sanctioned fast-food enclave where simplicity, secrecy, and ideological purity converge. Its red-and-white retro facade and space-palm insignia, approved by the Bureau of Aesthetic Consistency, mark it as a beacon of loyalty and culinary precision. The menu, unchanged for generations by decree, offers state-optimized fries, precision-grilled burgers, and milkshakes of regulated thickness—all delivered with unsettling cheer by high-score personnel. A classified sub-menu exists, whispered only to those with elevated clearance; requesting items “savage style” signals quiet distinction and discreet Party trust. Here, nostalgia is not indulgence—it is duty, served hot and wrapped in wax paper. The line may be long, but the obedient wait gladly. The Burger remembers. The State approves."
The LOS Burger measures 69x38x30mm / 2.7x1.5x1.2 inches and is produced in resin.
Some assembly may be required. We inspect all of our products prior to shipment, but due to the nature of 3d printing, some objects may require some cleanup prior to use. This item was designed by 888STL and the stls are available for purchase at 888stl.cc
PLEASE NOTE: This item is produced and ships directly from Tabletop Terrain, the production company. Shipping rates may not reflect what we offer here at Aries Games & Miniatures. Please see our Shipping Policy for more information.
"LINE-OF-SIGHT BURGER, accessible only to verified citizens within the Anti-Spin, is a sanctioned fast-food enclave where simplicity, secrecy, and ideological purity converge. Its red-and-white retro facade and space-palm insignia, approved by the Bureau of Aesthetic Consistency, mark it as a beacon of loyalty and culinary precision. The menu, unchanged for generations by decree, offers state-optimized fries, precision-grilled burgers, and milkshakes of regulated thickness—all delivered with unsettling cheer by high-score personnel. A classified sub-menu exists, whispered only to those with elevated clearance; requesting items “savage style” signals quiet distinction and discreet Party trust. Here, nostalgia is not indulgence—it is duty, served hot and wrapped in wax paper. The line may be long, but the obedient wait gladly. The Burger remembers. The State approves."
The LOS Burger measures 69x38x30mm / 2.7x1.5x1.2 inches and is produced in resin.
Some assembly may be required. We inspect all of our products prior to shipment, but due to the nature of 3d printing, some objects may require some cleanup prior to use. This item was designed by 888STL and the stls are available for purchase at 888stl.cc
Original: $18.00
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$6.30Description
PLEASE NOTE: This item is produced and ships directly from Tabletop Terrain, the production company. Shipping rates may not reflect what we offer here at Aries Games & Miniatures. Please see our Shipping Policy for more information.
"LINE-OF-SIGHT BURGER, accessible only to verified citizens within the Anti-Spin, is a sanctioned fast-food enclave where simplicity, secrecy, and ideological purity converge. Its red-and-white retro facade and space-palm insignia, approved by the Bureau of Aesthetic Consistency, mark it as a beacon of loyalty and culinary precision. The menu, unchanged for generations by decree, offers state-optimized fries, precision-grilled burgers, and milkshakes of regulated thickness—all delivered with unsettling cheer by high-score personnel. A classified sub-menu exists, whispered only to those with elevated clearance; requesting items “savage style” signals quiet distinction and discreet Party trust. Here, nostalgia is not indulgence—it is duty, served hot and wrapped in wax paper. The line may be long, but the obedient wait gladly. The Burger remembers. The State approves."
The LOS Burger measures 69x38x30mm / 2.7x1.5x1.2 inches and is produced in resin.
Some assembly may be required. We inspect all of our products prior to shipment, but due to the nature of 3d printing, some objects may require some cleanup prior to use. This item was designed by 888STL and the stls are available for purchase at 888stl.cc
